7.6/10 (IMDB)

The Baltimorons

1h 39m Comedy

Show Times


The Baltimorons

On Christmas Eve, Cliff, a down-on-his luck comedian who can't catch a break, chips a tooth, and suddenly finds himself in the late-night care of Didi, a sharp-witted, no-nonsense dentist.

What should have been a quick fix unfolds into an unforgettable night of unexpected twists, comic mishaps, and a brewing heartfelt connection. Their holiday misadventures lead to the discovery that the best gifts aren't under the tree - they're the ones you never saw coming.

Director

Jay Duplass

Cast

Michael Strassner, Liz Larsen, Olivia Luccardi

Rating

Year

2025

Country

United States

Language

English


Main Trailer


Reviews

  • "THE BALTIMORONS is terrific and features an excellent mix of humor, sweetness, hijinks, hilarity, warmth, wistful melancholy, and charisma that’s off the charts, both in the actors and the movie itself."
    - The Playlist
  • "While the film may embrace a low-budget, drab-naturalistic aesthetic, it’s far from dull. Duplass, Strassner, and Larsen brilliantly execute one of the year’s finest romantic comedies."
    - The Film Stage
  • "Duplass and Strassner’s script traces the one-step-forward, two-steps-back progress of the main characters’ connection over the course of the night with delicacy, never stretching the boundaries of credibility."
    - The Hollywood Reporter
  • "Duplass is careful to make a film where it’s up to the people involved to make Christmas a special occasion, rather than any relying on the genre’s traditional trappings. In that regard, THE BALTIMORONS has something to celebrate."
    - Variety
  • "It’s light on its feet but gradually gathers real emotional weight. It’s also beautifully shot and steeped in atmosphere. We walk away from it feeling like we’ve actually been somewhere and felt something."
    - New York Magazine/Vulture
  • "Fresh score. One of those little movies you might stumble across and be surprised that it hooks you. It does so despite -- or more likely because -- of its complete lack of flashiness or any self-evident attempt to “hook you.”"
    - Associated Press
  • "It’s an incredibly funny, genuinely moving character study that’s not explicitly “about” anything but these two lovely people."
    - RogerEbert.com
  • "An underdog romance for an underdog city. Baltimoreans (or Baltimorons, if you prefer) will fall in love with it."
    - Baltimore Magazine

Awards

  • SXSW Film Festival
  • Nantucket Film Festival

Festivals

  • Provincetown Int'l Film Festival
  • Karlovy Vary Int'l Film Festival
  • Melbourne Int'l Film Festival
  • San Luis Obispo Int'al Film Festival
  • Ouray Int'l Film Festival
  • Mumbai Film Festival
  • Nevada City Film Festival
  • PFF SpringFest
  • Chicago Critics Film Festival